orteil42:

folks tagging my posts with “you made cookie clicker hheheuherheh” well you made a tumblr account. not that much better!

3liza:

mortalityplays:

people on here are so weird about alcohol. imagine making a poll like “I don’t believe people eat spicy food for the flavour” where half the response options were ‘I don’t eat spicy food but I have an opinion’. this isn’t a moral issue or anything it’s just funny.

a website where 70% of the posting population attributes anything outside of their personal experience, which is most things, to “the allos are simply lying to us, to appear cool”

drvaughan:

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I’ve got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

kittensnax:

kittensnax:

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Update on this: just got banned from the bing ai thing in less than 20 minutes

thats-no-moon-lesbian:

Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying “I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There’s a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says ‘Hozier? I hardly know her!’” and then once the laughter died down, “Now I’m going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car”

sapphling:

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw